Kitten Adoption Day

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contra­dicts the other stuff! Our diffe­ren­ces are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shop­ping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchan­di­se you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purpo­ses, sick kids may inclu­de hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspi­re terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.